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At Shooters with your host, Mac as a Nurse sandwich

Mac has a portion of his show called the "All Female and/or Male Review".

The winner is the person with the most dollar bills inserted on their "person".

Let us follow the path of a married girl on "girls night out"

We start with the girl on the left with the big tattoo( seen later)  on her ass.

Stage one: Sober, more or less

Stage 2: Tipsy

Normally reserved, but a little fun wont piss off the hubby.

Hey, my pants are falling off.

Stage 3:Pretty damn drunk.

"Hubby wont mind to much, I'll cover things

with my girlfriends" . Hey, I'm making enough to cover my  drink tab.

Stage 4: Drunk:

 "Ok I figure if I button my pants and take off my shirt, that will make the hubby

 happier, because it's better to have guys cram dollars down my bra and

nobody will see the goodies down below. Wow, this guys got a cute tattoo."

Stage 5: Real Drunk:

"Okay, Tattoo boy undid  my pants, but hey, I'm making money.

 Ol what's his name wont care.

Stage 6: Twice the legal limit.

"Hey, I like this guy. He's got a nice touch.

Wonder if he's attached. Sure glad I didn't bring the ol ball and chain.

Final stage: Totally shit faced:

 "How did his shirt get on the inside of my pants?